Mirror Mirror on the wall,

Who is the chicest lady of them all?

Bryce! Bryce! Bryce Gruber, we say-

As we celebrate her 25th Birthday!

They came in droves, with lines 'round the block-

To join the fete on The Empire Hotel Rooftop.

An Open Bar sponsored by Peroni,

After that, it sort of cost lots of money.

But that didn't stop the peeps from getting sloshed,

Not even guests from Top Chef or Steph Georgopulos.

NHK was there, to film all the madness,

Along with Photogs and Botox,

And a DJ straight up hotness.

Ashley presented a cake that was, of course, a little racy,

Made by Tasty Lacy's own Lisa Lacy.

It was a tres glamster fashion galore-

And as if we didn't know this before,

This isn't just my opinion,

Ms. Gruber is a Queen,

And her 1000 guests happy to be her minion.

On this-

Her special day,

We wouldn't have had it any other way.

*Photo 1: Bryce Gruber and Kai Hsing

*Photo 2: Sam, Stephanie Georgopulos, and Jean-Luc

*Photo 3: Bryce's Bday cake made by The Luxury Spot's and Tasty Lacy's Lisa Lacy